LOL
- period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period:Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period:See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period:See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period:Yell at a puppy.
- period:Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Simple Plan. (via kevmuffin)
